#7

Ridiculously hot, 27yr old, Geordie, bisexual ex podium dancing wrestler/dj/promoter/artist manager/script writer looking for intellectual and sexual equal with GSOH for film premieres and NSA naughtiness. A clean driving license is preferred.

to get in touch email smashandgrabpersonals @ gmail.com with #7 as the subject title.

#6

I'm Sergeant Dave and I'm in a lonely hearts club band. I'm looking for a girl with a big heart. She musn't be vain,
and, she can find my love by cooking me a hearty breakfast. We can listen to Heart FM and watch wrestling too - my
favourite is Hitman Hart. I'll go to the heart of the matter in saying you must be bloody fit. Come message me, I'll
keep my finger on the pulse...I'm only a hearbeat away.

to get in touch email smashandgrabpersonals @ gmail.com with #6 as the subject title.

#5

Miss Wonderland would like to meet devilishly handsome indie boy for binge cocktailing, gig going, chip eating, dirty dancing fun times.


to get in touch email smashandgrabpersonals @ gmail.com with #5 as the subject title.

#4

Indie queen would like to meet potential indie king for drink + dance, cocktails + cupcakes + lazy disney afternoons.





to get in touch email smashandgrabpersonals @ gmail.com with #4 as the subject title.

#3

I'm looking for a babe . . . . . . any help?


to get in touch email smashandgrabpersonals @ gmail.com with #3 as the subject title.

#2

I kissed a 16 year old girl by accident the other day outside smash and grab. This is too young. I am looking for a girl that is over 18. and super hot. please send a photo and a scan of your passport or birth certificate. I am a 23 year old boy.


to get in touch email smashandgrabpersonals @ gmail.com with #2 as the subject title.

#1

west country boy, 23, with own hot tub and pub in garden looking for hot girls to enjoy these with.


to get in touch email smashandgrabpersonals @ gmail.com with #1 as the subject title.

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